I have a problem
So I have a big problem. What is it? Well, I think I’m too good looking. Not just good looking, but like too good looking. People always ask me, “why are you still single?” “Why aren’t you dating anyone?” Well, I think I finally figure out that this is my problem! I’m obviously not approachable because everyone is pretty intimidated with my handsome face. Sigh…today, I looked in the mirror and was like, DAMN, why am I cursed with these arched eyebrows and this cute smile???
So I went to my roommate and asked for help because he’s really (like really) unattractive (yet everyone wants him! See??). And he gave me these tips:
1. Wear oversize/ugly clothes. If I wear clothes that shows of my good body, people will be too scared to talk to me.
2. Pick my nose in public. And then fling the booger at people. People will then be like, “He has bad habits just like me! I can date him now.” (although this method could also attract those nose-picking fetishers so be careful).
3. When people are talking, always disrupt them with a very skeptical, “Really?” This will reduce my charming personality to a bearable personality so then people wouldn’t be overwhelmed with joy when they talk to me.
Okay! My new resolution is to try to implement these!
Also, can a person be too funny? And too modest? Because I think I’m those too.
(This post is for Evie who asked me to blog! maybe I’ll actually blog something substantial next time.)
