Dear you
Dear you,
Yes, you. You know who you are. Oh, a notification from my phone! Someone just liked my facebook status! Wait, it is just you…again. Let’s face it. You are a LIKE slut. You LIKE so so sluttily. There was once upon a time were people would only LIKE statuses that were funny, thoughtful, or interesting. But you, you LIKE so promiscuously it sickens me. You know, when you give out your LIKES so easily, no one will want it anymore. I surely don’t. Yes, people probably thinks you are easy now. And when I barely post something and you LIKED it in 2 seconds, it makes me feel (sob)…like you don’t even mean it (sob)! Maybe this is a phase…I know many people who went through a slutty LIKE phase (usually around college although I didn’t). But to let you know, until you amend your ways and walk a different path, your LIKES will no longer mean anything to me anymore…
Sincerely,
Me
