Misc.

Dear you

Dear you,

Yes, you.  You know who you are.  Oh, a notification from my phone! Someone just liked my facebook status!  Wait, it is just you…again.  Let’s face it.  You are a LIKE slut.  You LIKE so so sluttily.  There was once upon a time were people would only LIKE statuses that were funny, thoughtful, or interesting.  But you, you LIKE so promiscuously it sickens me.  You know, when you give out your LIKES so easily, no one will want it anymore.  I surely don’t.  Yes, people probably thinks you are easy now.  And when I barely post something and you LIKED it in 2 seconds, it makes me feel (sob)…like you don’t even mean it (sob)!  Maybe this is a phase…I know many people who went through a slutty LIKE phase (usually around college although I didn’t).  But to let you know, until you amend your ways and walk a different path, your LIKES will no longer mean anything to me anymore…

Sincerely,

Me 

Fashion by the transitive property

Homeless or hipster? + hipster or gay? = homeless or gay???

A tragedy

So one of my co-workers has a baby.  I was very excited the first time I got to see pictures of the baby, and was ready to exclaim “what a beautiful baby boy!”  Luckily, we were with another co-worker who timely said “She’s lovely!”  Phew, dodged a bullet there.  It also didn’t help that the baby had one of those gender-neutral names either. (I don’t really want to say the name for fear that this baby will grow up, virtual-realitied into the internet [because everyone will be virtual-realitying by then] and find this mean post from his…oops I mean her mom’s old co-worker).

It is quite the tragic situation, ugly babies that is.  Their moms think the world of them, that they are tiny little angels, and proudly dress them up and take tons of pictures.  But equally tragic are the viewers of these pics, who are obligated to shower the pictures with praises.  Since I’m not very good at lying, this has been very difficult for me and gets worse as time goes on:

“Hmmmm, that’s a beautiful bow.”

“Ohh, that crib, is that mahogany wood?”

“Your baby…yes, good.”

“A square head means she has a square skull.”

“I like that she has eyes.”

Well, ugly babies shouldn’t feel too bad.  It is commonly believed that ugly babies grow up to be attractive people and cute babies grow up to be not so cute people (well with the exception of this cute baby).

Well, the point of this blog post is irrelevant anyways because everyone is born beautiful on the inside (not true) and that what’s really matters (not true).

The menu at work today

SOO funny!

TODAY’S MEATY ENTREE

​Flankenstein Sandwich
Flesh, Mold, Tar, Caramelized Worms
AHHHHHHHHHrugula     

Flank Steak, Ciabatta Bread, Blue Cheese,
Caramelized Onion, Garlic Aioli(Blend Oil,
Egg Yolk, Dijon, Lemon Juice, Garlic)
Balsamic Reduction(Balsamic, Sugar, Honey), Arugula

TODAY’S VEGETARIAN ENTREE

​**Bloody Mary-Nara Tofu   

BlackenedTofu(Paprika, Cayenne, Fennel, Garlic Powder,
Onion Powder, Coriander, Cumin), Marinara
(Tomato, Onion, Garlic, Rice Bran Oil, Basil,
Thyme), Salt, Pepper, Chili Flake

TODAY’S VEG OPTION

​**Every Kid Worst Nightmare!!!
Vegetables 

Zucchini, Green Beans, Onion, Rice Bran Oil,
Salt, Pepper

Feeling blah

Sigh, I’m feeling really emotionally drained right now.  And it isn’t like I went through some difficult experiences…I’m just tired.  And it’s a long, exhausting (but hopefully fun?) weekend up ahead!

Can’t be…introvert….must be….extrovert this weekend.